Cat's And Guns
Saturday night it snowed, not a lot, but some anyway. Enough for the oldest boy and I to build snowmen have a snowball war and make snow angels: Enough to forget about rain and mud and the short winter days for a while. Enough to keep a fire burning all day too read books in front of. It’s the first real snow we’ve had since he’s been born.
We also bundled up the littlest one in a snowsuit he got from his cousin. I took a lot of pictures with imaginary film and a few more with the real stuff. Ate chicken soup with dumplings and banana bread muffins. Watched black crows fight over a dead squirrel and watched the cats watch the crows.
We have two cats named Batman and Zane, though they are both girls. They are old and past their hunting days but they will still keep an eye out for a careless bird. Hunched in the window ledge, tail flicking behind them they watch and wait. Pretending that they would pounce on a moments notice given the slightest opportunity. Knowing full well that the very idea of getting their feet wet in the snow is a definite impossibility.
I think our cats would love to own a gun. In fact I think all cats would like to own guns. From high on a window ledge or balcony they would take aim through the scope, slowly following their prey for just the right moment. It seems to me that they have the kind of patience needed to hunt with a gun. They could (and in fact will) sit there for the better part of a day just watching and waiting, knowing that if the perfect opportunity doesn’t come up today there’s always tomorrow.
They would also make sure that they were petted RIGHT with no namby-pamby excursions to someplace like their stomachs or hind legs; that they were fed on time and always had fresh water and a warm fire.
There’s something clean and distant about guns. Something that a cat who didn’t want to get their feet wet in the snow would find appealing.
Our neighbors asked the older boy and I to walk their dog while they were caring for a sick friend yesterday. When we got back the cats had not moved but their eyes were now little slits, watching us all the way from our neighbors till we got inside.


